Clearly the greatest Mandrama quote of the weekend at Manhattan Beach's 6-man volleyball tournanment! He really did have "MVP" on the back of his shirt which made his drunken slur even better. It. was. awesome.

One time me and my ex got in an arguement - until i completely went off in a rant and proved everything he said was incorrect..Ooph. he wasn't happy. rather than arguing back he shot daggers at me and stomped out of the room. Like a five year old would, actually lifting up his legs REEEAAL high and slamming them back down. When he reached the door he pulled it behing him with what looked like all his might, luckily the patio door was open. The door didnt even reach the door frame before it blew right back open again. When he noticed what had happened he cooly walked back into the room and pulled the door shut. I believe that was his version of 'take two'. Men...

Girls, don't live with your boyfriend before you get married... you'll never want to get married!

My fiance was dreading wearing a suit to a wedding we were going to. He asked me if the place would have air conditioning. I told him, "Of course!" to which his reply was the above quote. He is always complaining about being hot in a suit. I guess he gets jealous of me wearing a sleeveless dress and sandals...and panties...? Hahaha.

After catching my lying, cheating hubby at it again, I locked his butt out and he came back drunk.. said he was in the bar and got the scoop on ME and shouted the above with his southern accent no less. Has me and all my ny friends dying laughing..

whatever, you cry over a splinter you over-dramatic EX!

I thought I really hit it off with this guy and hooked up with him wayyyy too soon.I hinted around that I wanted to make things kinda more official and start off the potential relationship with a real nice first date (dinner). He responded with a cook book in hand at 11:30pm. Needless to say, that relationship went no where. That is the LAST time I let my friends set me up!