My husband thought this was funny...Obviously I married an idiot..Guess who didn't get laid that night? hahaha

This nugget came from my loser (now ex) bf. I'd discovered I was pregnant and was starting to figure out what all had to be done. Abortion didn't come up as an option till he uttered this. (He also had to discuss the pregnancy with his mom and sister before with me!!). I got up, walked off, and left him. He lived at home with his mom at the time. 10 years later, he works at a call center.. still no sportscar!

My boyfriend was helping me put together some furniture and didn't like my directions I guess! :)

Thank you to my boyfriend for perfectly describing the outfit I was wearing while I met him and his friends out at a club.

He was dramatic, I broke up with him...so what if he tells his friends that, I wouldn't sleep with any of them anyway : )

This was said to me after I asked my boyfriend why he was in such a shitty mood.

My boyfriend was stressing out about an upcoming trip that was falling apart, and I admittedly being in a bad mood made the situation worse by throwing a tantrum about it, even though it had nothing to do with me...This was his response, probably unusually acceptable given the circumstances..ha!!